Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
In March, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In November, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In January, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In October, I fed beta_chan to a Shoggoth (250 points). In June, I exposed decembrerose to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In September, I rescued yukihyouchan from being sacrificed (-200 points).
In short, I have been very good (225 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant, Chaeotica
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